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[stonehearts]

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LMAO

[stonehearts]

Jeeze, Doc. Keep it up and someone might think you missed me.

[percipi]

Oh. You're not dead.

1/2

[stonehearts]

Were you that concerned for my wellbeing? I'm touched, truly.

[stonehearts]

I'll be there when I get there. Don't get your underwear in a twist. Unless you're into that sort of thing, and then I certainly won't stop you.

[percipi]

Consider this a formal notice that I will NOT be here when you arrive. Miscreant.

[stonehearts]

( ugh, ratio probably IS going to bounce. which is annoying -- it's not (completely) his fault he's late. )

What, the siren call of grading papers too great for you to resist? I should have known I'd play second fiddle to the opportunity to correct some of your 'idiots'.

How about this -- you can put your drinks on my tab.

( is that an attempt to get him to stay long enough for aventurine to get there? maybe. )

[percipi]

Only because those idiots might listen to advice given and attempt to improve. You do not.

One drink.

[stonehearts]

It's hard to improve on perfection, wouldn't you agree?

Fine, one drink.

[percipi]

Don't speak of things you've yet to experience.

[stonehearts]

Ouch, I'm hurt. One might think you meant it if you're not careful.

[percipi]

I only say things I mean.

[stonehearts]

You do, don't you.

( couldn't be aventurine. )

How much time do I have left, Doc?

[percipi]

Evidently. You have four minutes and twenty-two seconds.

Twenty-one.

[stonehearts]

( it is with fifty-two seconds remaining that aventurine slides onto the stool next to ratio, giving him a flirtatious wave of his fingers before waving over the bartender for a drink. )

Just in time. And look, I didn't come empty handed.

( aventurine places a thin book on the bar between them -- a rare manuscript about something that he doesn't understand but figures is probably up ratio's alley. he'd won it during his last gamble, and had thought of the other man immediately. after all, he has no reason to keep something like that around. )

[percipi]

[ The book is, unfortunately, appealing, and Ratio looks it over, front and back, before he... Carefully places it aside for proper perusal later. When he's not... Distracted. ]

I have yet to hear an apology.

[stonehearts]

( gotcha. aventurine smiles, slow and practiced. )

I'm here, aren't I? But if you're going to insist--

[percipi]

[ He scowls, shoving his drink towards him gently. ]

Stop being so irritating.

[stonehearts]

( it's easy to hide a real smile against the rim of his drink as he takes a sip, bright eyes flashing. )

Better than the crime of being boring.

[percipi]

[ Ugh, disgusting. But there's a bubble of fondness all the same. ]

A crime too many are guilty of.

[stonehearts]

Would you say it's worse than being an idiot, Doc?

( considering how often ratio lambasts everyone from not being able to match his intelligence. which isn't really fair -- not everyone can earn eight doctorates. )

[percipi]

In some situations.

[ Not everyone can be this much of a fucking bitch, either. ]

Are you going to explain yourself?

[stonehearts]

( yeah, that's a ratio specialty. )

Would you believe me if I said work ran long?

[percipi]

No.

[ Fruitless, to lie, but. ]

[stonehearts]

Maybe I just wanted to see how long you'd wait.

( that's as much of the truth as aventurine wants to give. )

Anyway. I'm guessing this isn't just a casual chat. You don't seem the type.

[percipi]

Another gamble that has paid off.

[ Ratio reaches down, grabbing the drink and. Drinking it. Fuck. ]

No. I am going to be absent from this weekend onwards, and I thought it best to inform you.